Inefficiant Scammery
Those swindlers from the old tale about the Emperor and his new clothes were pretty sneaky, but if they were smarter, they’d have come up with a scheme that didn’t involve sitting around, pretending to...
View ArticleUno attack!
Who’s seen the new Uno commercial? Well… I can’t help but hear “you might get no cards, you might get AIDS!” every time it comes on. I’ve been singing this delightful ditty for days. Yep.
View ArticleCandice makes a controversial point
I checked Google, and people have already said this, but… I’m going to say it again, because it’s true. And it doesn’t seem like anybody has put it as simply as I’m about to: The Internet is not a...
View ArticleANTM is a trainwreck
Don’t worry, America’s Next Top Model womens… even Coco Rocha and Behati Prinsloo have trouble figuring out their choreography. Geez, how difficult is it to walk from point A to point B? (Eh, whatever...
View ArticlePartial feeds still suck
One of the arguments people give for preferring partial posts in RSS feeds is that they don’t like having to scroll through long sections of text. Uh, duh… Why would you ever have to scroll? Learn to...
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Dab a little Trump Vodka on your wrists.
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View ArticleThe one good thing about spam
The one good thing about spam is… if you don’t regularly get a lot of e-mail (I have notifications for things like MySpace, Facebook, etc. turned off, and don’t get much personal mail), it’s a good way...
View ArticleYou know you say this…
I don’t know why oap isn’t a bona fide word by now. I bet you’ve all used the word at least once in the past 24 hours (unless you’re the sort of internetter who hasn’t seen another living being in the...
View ArticleOMG Panties
I was wearing a floufy skirt yesterday, and it was a wee bit windy. I thought to myself, “man, it would be pretty lame if the wind blew my skirt up”. And then, I remembered that I have absolutely no...
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